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Since I live in Las Vegas going to PubCon is just a short drive. Those of you traveling from afar may not know some of the items you will need to bring to make your stay comfortable.

1. It will be windy and warm during the day- so a light jacket is advised, especially since they seem to keep the convention area as a ice box.

2. Nasal mist – The air is very dry here and if you are not used to the total lack of humidity you may experience a nose bleed.

3. Throat spray or lozenges. – Again the lack of humidity will impact your voice. Singers in Las Vegas insist on humidifiers backstage to prevent “Desert Throat” from striking. If you are a Event Speaker or want to network at all, pack these items to ensure your voice will stay in tune.

4. Antacids and The Pink Stuff- You

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity


 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ‘ For Marijuana.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.
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